Look, I know there is war going on in Iraq, genocide in Darfar, and the over all knowledge that things are shitty all over—but I want to talk about Ellen.
Dear LORD! Why doesn’t that dog agency just give the family the dog back? What the hell is their problem?
Dog + two girls = happy.
Rescue agency + backing from celebrity = more money and more dogs rescued.
How come I am the only one who can do math? Besides making Ellen cry on her own show is just bad form.
I know that the owners of this agency are receiving death threats, but I hope that they realize that if this agency had done this to Oprah they would be dead by now.